Total Station

A surveying instrument that is a combined theodolite and distomat resulting in a single unit cabable of measuring both distance and angle.

Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!

by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

by PaperMachete November 13, 2005

Stating the Obvious

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

Metro Station

A band that everyone but me seems to like,
i think they suck
they couldnt write a good song to save their lives,
but they are catchy.
also, too repetitive.

"hey did you hear metro station?"

"yeah and i will never ever get their song out of my head, ever"

by renemsee lol i am cool :) October 19, 2008

Metrosexual Station

What the male fans of the the band "The Metro Station" ride on as they skim freakishly close to boarding The Gayline Railroad.

A combination of the words Metro Station and Metrosexual, both of which utterly elude me.

"Jimmy is becoming a slave to Disney bands. Last month the Joehoez, and he just bought a ticket at the Metrosexual Station. What a dufflebag."

by H*ck Yeah May 6, 2009

static

To cause tension, or strife during any situation. Typically commited by people who have a bad vibe.

Don't allow your girlfriend to cause static when you're trying to get wasted with your friends.

by boelkstoff August 14, 2003

fuck station

Someone who is a complete prick, or someone who is so stupid, if they were any stupider, they'd be a rock.

see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.

I was driving down the freeway last night and I got heinously cut off by this fuck station in his "fully sick" Silvia.

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007