boelkstoff's definitions

static

To cause tension, or strife during any situation. Typically commited by people who have a bad vibe.

Don't allow your girlfriend to cause static when you're trying to get wasted with your friends.

by boelkstoff August 14, 2003

clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.

Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.

by boelkstoff September 17, 2003