Statistical Data Theft

It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).

I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.

by BM99 October 11, 2023

pronto statis

a. to do something in a fast or quick manner. b. to hurry up.

"I need you to do 30 copies of this article, pronto statis"

by Teresa Mejia December 29, 2007

familial statism

A form of tyranny that involves accepting power over one’s life from any family member. A familial statist can either be the older relative who controls their children at an unreasonable level, clips their wings, and stunts their growth for selfish purposes... or the younger relative who refuses to grow up and get their life in order on their own merits. You could sponge off any one of your relatives, or vice versa — be an enabler, and be considered a familial statist.

Andrew is a bootlicking familial statist. He really needs to stop living off his mommy, get out of the basement, and into the world. Get a job Andrew, familial statism is a passive disease and you need to buck up a bit.

by Spike McCartney October 19, 2019

Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

United States

A country trying to copy the United Kingdom. And also a place where politics is the most talked about thing.

Dave wanted to visit the United States but he didn't want to face discrimination of political opinions, so he went to Canada instead.

by just some random american March 14, 2021

New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Tossici) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can be a duck or fight some civil war.

X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying, I can't stop loving Papere!

by jak a rama May 20, 2021

Transhumanist States of America

The Transhumanist States of America, shortened as H+SA, is a fictional country where the Transhumanist Party US takes power in the USA and turn the USA into a transhumanist country. The Transhumanist States of America are characterized by being a classical transhumanist country, despite with some elements of quantumism, technoquantumism, spiritualicism, extraphysicism and post-spacetimeism, where quantumism and technoquantumism are for the ones who doesn't want to become cyborgs nor androids but quantum beings and spiritualicism, extraphysicism and post-spacetimeism are heavily controlled and restricted only for technological-scientific research and for spiritual purposes with a libertarian economy and with state atheism, despite allowing spiritualicism, post-spacetimeism, psionicism, extraphysicism, divinialism and esoteric soulism but all of them being heavily regulated and restricted such as spiritual beliefs and religion are also restricted and regulated.

"Despite it's unlikely that the Transhumanist Party win the next elections, it's nice to think about the Transhumanist States of America to imagine how a transhumanist country would be like in practice."

by Full Monteirism June 6, 2021