piss-stalker

Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'

bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.

piss-stalker by SATANCHILD November 25, 2004

stripper stalker 

One who has been fooled into thinking that a stripper is leaving with him, then proceeds to loiter in the parking lot while she has already left out the back door into her boyfriends' car.

valet #1: "what's with that guy?"

valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."

valet #1: " she just left with her man."

valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"

stripper stalker by D-Town Doug-e-Fresh February 27, 2009

Musical Stalker

One that "stalks" or knows what song another person is listening to or likes. The two people cannot be in the same vicinity.

Lindsey: "Thanks so much for putting Panic! At the Disco on my iPod! I'm obsessed with all this new music!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": "My favorite is 'Folkin Around'!"
Lindsey: "Wow, that's actually what I'm listening to right now!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": MUSICAL STALKER!

Musical Stalker by islandswimgirl March 30, 2009

Porn Stalker 

1) A person who stalks one specific pornstar, they know exactly when new DVD's and Videos come out, and they know a significant amount of Background history on said person

"That guys is addicted to Priya Rai"
"yea he's such a porn stalker"

Porn Stalker by iBlackGuy94 December 15, 2011

Gay Stalker 

Gay sta'lker (gay stak r) n. Individual of the same sex whom refuses to relent the idea of an imaginary romantic relationship. He/She constantly makes up rumors and stories about encounters that may leave people wondering as to your sexuality.

We saw my boyfriends gay stalker at the bar last night and he left crying.

Gay Stalker by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008

deep stalker

a weak lizard-like creature found in the deeps and the tower of magi(only during the magi origin story) in the game Dragon age: origins.

my character killed the deep stalker.

deep stalker by UnholyxHunter March 2, 2010

a myspace stalker/wannabe

a girl/boy who mainley looks at someones page constantly wishing to be them,they look on there page nearly everyday to see what music they like,how they dress almost everything.They try there very best to copy them in everyway,probably steal pictures.A myspace stalker/wannabe is usually a 15-17 yr old teenager who has issues.

omg im so ugly im gonna try and clone myself to this person because i have such low self esteem and i am probably sick in the head.Maybe im a myspace stalker/wannabe erm... no i just like the person

a myspace stalker/wannabe by de1234 January 20, 2006