Stage Fright

The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.

Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.

You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

Stage 4 Clinger

When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).

Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO

by BDUB! June 8, 2011

fag stag

a straight guy who hangs with gay men

"Dude, do you wanna stay in and watch the game with us?"
"Nah, I'm meeting some friends in Greenwich Village."
"God, you are such a fag stag."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

saigon headache

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever

What some of these people do is sickening.

by cynic September 3, 2004

Stage Fart

A fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go

I was holding in some big ones at work. When I went to the bathroom, I had stage fart.

by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy March 5, 2009

stage dive

the act of running into someone's bedroom and jumping onto their bed while they are having sex. can be done in groups.

Your roommate is having sex with his girlfriend in his room. You and three friends yell "STAGE DIVE!" and jump on top of them while they're doing it.

by zakkbeard July 5, 2011

Stagg

Stagg kids are truly a breed of their own. They range from the overly rich clout chasing racists to the clinically insane kids who brag about being on the FBI watch list. 70% of the school is white, their favorite activities include saying "nigger" when the coast is clear, wearing yoga pants 365 days a year, spending money on concerts for artists they don't listen to, scraning "foenem", and wearing cornrows for just a hint of cultural appropriation. The rest of the population is mostly Arabic kids who are always talking shit about you when they aren't speaking English, some black kids who post too much on their snap story, and like 3 mexicans. Stagg kids as a whole enjoy: going to football games even though we never win, getting cops called on them, trying to get with an unknown freshman, getting McDonald's shut down, throwing ragers, and fighting. There are 5 types of Stagg kids: the one who lost their virginity in 6th grade, the chill one(usually high), one who gets escorted to school by the police, the rich one, the band kid. Stagg kids are extremely funny and always keep you on your toes. Over all, stagg kids know how to party and learn how to deal with problems themselves. The school year is riddled with fights and drug test but hey at least you're not a Sandburg kid right?!

"My dads sending me to brother rice because he doesn't want me to hang around stagg kids"

by ambermoonshine October 17, 2019