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A word or nickname for the sport Association Football and to bring about less confusion in other sports: American Football, Australian Rules Football, etc.
Contrary to popular belief "Soccer" was not coined by the Americans, but by the founding fathers of the "current" game and took the root abbreviation from the word AsSOCiation.
It's played on rectangular field called the "pitch" with 10 players and 1 Goalkeeper. Two 45 minutes halves.
The game usually called a "match" involves the use of the feet and or head. Play the ball with your hand or arm is illegal.
Object is to the ball in the opponents goal, goals are worth 1 point. The team with the most points wins the match.
The game allows a minimal amount of contact, though considerably less that American Football.
A word or nickname for the sport Association Football and to bring about less confusion in other sports: American Football, Australian Rules Football, etc.
Contrary to popular belief "Soccer" was not coined by the Americans, but by the founding fathers of the "current" game and took the root abbreviation from the word AsSOCiation.
It's played on rectangular field called the "pitch" with 10 players and 1 Goalkeeper. Two 45 minutes halves.
The game usually called a "match" involves the use of the feet and or head. Play the ball with your hand or arm is illegal.
Object is to the ball in the opponents goal, goals are worth 1 point. The team with the most points wins the match.
The game allows a minimal amount of contact, though considerably less that American Football.
by macky592 July 8, 2011
Get the Soccer mug.A soccer fag is anyone who has an extensive interest in-
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Athelete: Hey man, sorry i didnt talk to you before, i had to get to *any sport other than soccer* practice. How are you?
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
by BIG DIESEL! September 29, 2009
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A gigantic sex orgy with Ozzie in the middle while Frank watches with a video camera and a bottle of lotion...
by Allie Bronstein January 29, 2005
Get the samo soccer mug.The act of a driver of a vehicle (usually a soccer mom) putting their right arm out in front of the passenger while braking suddenly or turning suddenly to prevent the passenger from moving forward (because the seat belt is not enough.) This word was most recently used in the MTV series, Teen Wolf.
While driving
Passenger: Turn left!
Driver: (turns left abruptly while sticking out right arm in front of passenger)
OMG sorry I totally just soccer mom'd you.
Passenger: Turn left!
Driver: (turns left abruptly while sticking out right arm in front of passenger)
OMG sorry I totally just soccer mom'd you.
by swimma4life June 30, 2011
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My friend: I know he does, I love it when guys have soccer boy hair.
My friend: I know he does, I love it when guys have soccer boy hair.
by Cratz October 27, 2012
Get the Soccer Boy Hair mug.Someone who wear Adidas sandals with soccer socks, tournament hoodies and Adidas track pants to show the world that they play soccer even though everyone already fucking knows that.
by Stupidity 2.0 March 26, 2016
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1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)
She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.
She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)
She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.
She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.
You should have seen the looks on the Soccer Momdementalist's faces when they saw us in our new derby outfits.
by A. Symetrical September 2, 2010
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