Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.

"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"

by JaMcDP June 27, 2025

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 12, 2022

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick

Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober

by PCWS April 23, 2025

Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

sinaloa sober

To be sober from alcohol, limiting yourself to only weed & coke.

Dude I thought you were sober, what are you doing in the bathroom every five minutes? "Bumps and Beanie Rips, I'm Sinaloa sober, and need some vices in my life.

by El el fetches June 5, 2022