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Snowflake

A term someone will call someone that they are insanely jealous of. The person calling the other person that is usually very delusional and in need of therapy
You're a snowflake
by John49635 January 20, 2024
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Snowflake

Oh no the snowflake is offended! Offended and retarded!
Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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snowflake

snowflake heaven
by altonbay June 15, 2025
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Snowflake

When one gets a skin peel and sheds for 3-4 days. Friends may call one a “snowflake” as you shed “snow” (in this case skin) whilst standing in place.

People with pale skin are more high risk for snowflake characteristics.
Oh hey, how was your chemical peel? You are shedding like a snowflake!
by Nieze2020 June 18, 2020
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snowflake take

The snowflake take was quite strong. 12 inches that stuck.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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new snowflake

People who cry SJW (social justice warrior) about everything that challenges their own point of view regarding race, culture, sexuality, and politics. The word "new" denotes that this is a fairly recent category of people who typically use the term "snowflake" to describe "triggered" and "overly sensitive" people, despite behaving this way themselves for fairly trivial issues.
After being corrected about how saying "Ni hao" (hello in Chinese) to a Korean woman is inappropriate because you should not assume someone's ethnicity before trying to talk to them in a different language, the new snowflake cried out in a fit of rage that "SJWS are so dumb!! I bet you guys cannot tell the difference between Polish and Germans!"

"Oh my god, you SJWs are never happy," said the new snowflake, enraged that anyone would dare to comment on how plus sized models do not depict normal figures, forgetting that all models generally have bodies that do not represent the average figure.
by BrownBearBrownBear April 19, 2019
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Snowflake

The CUTEST little birdie in the world. Loves seeds and is a crazy man. Poops a lot!
Define cute: Snowflake the Parakeet
by BobFrogTheKermit March 23, 2022
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