A small loan of a million dollars 

Donald Trump's way of bragging about his riches and tax fraud.

When I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me "A small loan of a million dollars" - Donald Trump

A small loan of a million dollars by SouthAlbatross8 January 25, 2021

Get small 

To "Get small" or "Getting small" is from the 60's and early 70's meaning "Stoned" or Getting stoned and expanding your mind. Mostly used in reference to taking hallucinogenics, i.e. - LSD, Peyote, 'Shrooms, Mescaline, etc. Listen to "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane.

Let's drop some acid (LSD) and get small.

Get small by El Paso Mark May 11, 2021

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

Penile Smalliosis by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

Gearing up for smallies 

Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.

“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”

“Ya Adrian!”

“Phil what’s taking so long?”

“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”

“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”

Gearing up for smallies by IheartbASS October 23, 2019

Dairy Queen Small Sundae 

The act of cumming all over a girls body. This can be done in a multitude of ways. For example,with a strawberry sundae, you get the girl you cum over to menstruate all over your dick, ass and mouth. For the chocolate small sundae, you get shit in the mouth by the girl.

She wanted some ice cream so I gave her a dairy queen small sundae, the relationship was over after that.

Dairy Queen Small Sundae by AN0SEater March 19, 2020

Math class big brain that is small 

When you do your work in your head but you have to show your work and you don't know how to do that because you have been doing work in your head so much you don't even need to visualize it

*Sigh* Math class big brain that is small

Math class big brain that is small by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller 

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller by C-Money666 January 15, 2020