spongebobbing

To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.

From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.

If one straight guy tells another that his pants look good - he's spongebobbing.

by Stinkoman January 27, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

A schizophrenic sponge living in a pineapple under the sea.

Kid - Hey pops can u put on Spongebob Squarepants please?
Dad - I refuse to let that maniac pervert influence u son

by Pdippy July 28, 2010

skooger

A male cougar who has sexual relations with a his female counter-part. Despite these sexual relations, this cougar has a fetish for overweight Polish women. This cougar is also fluent in Google Translate.

This type of Cougar spends his leisure time giving it to his roommate and practicing self-defense in the art of Karate.

Sk-Sk-Sk-SKOOGER

by KYLESKOOGER January 27, 2011

sponge nappers

Individuals whose sole purpose in life is to liberate Mr Spongebob Squarepants from the rooftops of various Burger King restaurants.

Hey, where did Spongebob go? I just saw him yesterday! (said cruisin' by the local BK)

by Plankton December 5, 2004

Skenged

To be 'Skenged' is to be shanked or shot in the face virtually or physically.

Connor - Bruv I'm gonna skeng ya
Jaiden - Nah Cus your gonna get more skenged than me
Tom - Cum up ear you get skenged yeah?

by SwagChicken1 May 16, 2018

Fun-Sponge

Someone who walks into a room and literally soaks up all the fun , as a sponge would to water . Also known as a buzz-kill or a party-pooper .

Colum Leen is such a fun-sponge , he always kills the buzz boner and wants to do work in class .

by Andrew1134 May 7, 2009

Time Sponge

A place on the internet where you go just to check something out, then spend hours playing - like typing names into Urban Dictionary

I spent an hour elf bowling - it is a definite time sponge.

by Huntch March 9, 2010