by Darian Shirley September 6, 2016
Get the sausage skirt mug.by HannahJak March 14, 2024
Get the Hula Skirt mug.by dutchbroker2009 January 10, 2009
Get the SKIRT(tm) mug.It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025
Get the Eat my skirt mug.A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
Get the hoop-skirt mug.To man-skirt someone, to have “kilt” them; having insulted, outsmarted or defeated. Variation is Scottish man-skirted.
“Toby man-skirted me in tennis yesterday.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”
by The Elvis Pressley April 18, 2019
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