Single-digit IQ 

Jokingly describing some one with narrow mind of the world, or have low understanding on everything, or some one with idiotic behaviors or mind. Single-digit refers to a number from 0 to 9.

The guy's got a single-digit IQ, he's full of crap.

Single-digit IQ by Shirley Lin June 26, 2006

single 

Back in the day before modern slang butchered the English language, single once meant "not married." Today, single means someone who's not in a relationship.

When filling out my government paperwork, I saw an option for "single" and "married," but no option for being in my boyfriend/girlfriend relationship! I'm not married *or* single! WTF is this crap?!

single by hoofum June 12, 2011

singing mime 

A mimeborn gifted with the ability to speak. However, thay must say everything in song. They can usually be seen performing on the street or in your basement. If you see one on the street, you should give him a dollar. If you find one in your basement, he is probably making it his new home. You can either keep him as a pet or force him to leave. If you decided to force him to leave, ask nicely. Otherwise, the mime will get angry and begin singing sk8er boi, at which point you should just pull out your 12 gauge and put him out of his misery.

Mommy! Mommy! I found a singing mime in the basement! Can we keep it?

No dear, he probably has rabies and/or knows the lyrics to sk8er boi. Take this gun and put him out of his misery.

Aww... Mom...

singing mime by SingingMime June 11, 2006

Singe the Lemon 

Accidentally (or even intentionally) biting, nibbling, or scraping your teeth on a woman's clitoris.

I didn't mean to singe the lemon, but now Sarah hates me.

Singe the Lemon by spidermonkeywaaaaah! October 1, 2006

Singerman 

Derogatory word used to describe specify Superman as seen in SUPERMAN RETURNS as opposed to in any other vehicle. Named for director Bryan Singer whose Superman movie featured the Man of Steel--played by a lackluster pretty boy--doing unbearably out of character stuff.

Singerman left everyone behind for five years. Singerman got Lois pregnant. Singerman peeked into her house out of jealousy. Superman would never do that shit.

Singerman by Nightwing83 June 24, 2008

singing dancing sprite 

a term for that guy in your group of friends who loves to put on a show. he is always singing, dancing, or feeling the need to act out in public. you're not sure of his sexual orientation and you sure as hell aren't sure why your friends with him.

1) Richard from the movie The Breakup.
"Gary on the kick drum.. come come!"

2) Jock- "Have you seen Ian today? I need to copy his homework for music and theatre class?"

Hot girl- "No, that singing dancing sprite is probably at play practice."

singing dancing sprite by yummdelish March 26, 2009

Single Window 

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.

Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.

Single Window by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009