Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.

Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon

by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Simon

Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!

"Hey you see that sexy beast over there?"
"WOW!! thats one hell of a Simon."

by kinesotape January 8, 2017

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

Siemok

1. One who cries into a sink and ends up banging their head on the taps because they had their eyes closed.
2. To bang ones head on the taps of a sink while crying over it. To pull a Siemok

(Pronounced Sigh-mock)

Person 1: Haha look at that Siemok over there. Always banging his head.
Person 2: Yeah, he just pulled a Siemok!

by Bill-likes-cats September 1, 2005

simmonsfication

the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after puberty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?

Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."

jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."

by smbbc March 3, 2011

Simona De Silvestro

Swiss race car driver that competes in the IZOD IndyCar series driving for HVM racing. She was voted Rookie of the Year at the Indianapolis 500 in 2010 after finishing 14th.

Simona De Silvestro finished 14th at the Indy 500 last year.

by union5 November 13, 2011