an illusion created by the modern world. closely connected to common sense; the biggest lie of the public. not real, the concept of sanity itself could drive anyone insane if they thought about it too long. being sane is not real but somehow it feels as though being mad is. in the end no one is sane and sanity is just a way of keeping a perfect illusion of good and bad, real and fake, right and wrong.... sane and mad.
wonderland seems peaceful, the moment you are able to let go of the lie of sanity is when you can be.
by 888888888888eight8888888888888 November 16, 2020
Get the sanity mug.after having sex on the beach immeadiately pull you dick out and kick sand on her vagina. leaving it to resemble a crumbed schnitzel.
by smuttman May 20, 2014
Get the crumbed schnitzel mug.Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.
Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!
Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!
Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017
Get the Schnitzel mug.Taking a detour to the restroom after a particularly wet fart to check your underwear to verify you didn't shart.
Brad did a sanity check on his grundies when he ripped a biggie earlier from eating Wendy's chili for lunch.
by Failhorn May 20, 2019
Get the sanity check mug.1. (n) Time away from work or job to collect ones thoughts.
2. (v) To stop work for a second, to get shitfaced by downing some shots
2. (v) To stop work for a second, to get shitfaced by downing some shots
1) All this hard work, I need to take a Sanity Break.
2) All these dumb bitches at work, I need a Sanity Break.
2) All these dumb bitches at work, I need a Sanity Break.
by DeeTwo December 8, 2012
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by dave486 February 24, 2010
Get the schnitz mug.1. n Traditional Jewish poultry dish; chicken or turkey breast is pounded thin, breaded, and fried.
2. n, v When engaging in intercourse with a female on a beach or sandy area, the male withdraws his member, ejaculates on the female, and rolls her in the sand or dirt causing it to stick to her, much like a delicious breadcrumb coating might stick to raw chicken.
2. n, v When engaging in intercourse with a female on a beach or sandy area, the male withdraws his member, ejaculates on the female, and rolls her in the sand or dirt causing it to stick to her, much like a delicious breadcrumb coating might stick to raw chicken.
by vampirekilla April 22, 2008
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