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Sharking

When a guy is very obviously chatting up a girl, it can be referred to as sharking, and be accompanied by the hand gesture (a shark's fin above your head with your hand. The hand gesture can also be used alone, oh so slyly... When a girl is sharking a guy, this is known as reverse sharking, and the gesture changes to a rotating hand, or you could say "R E V E R S E" (a la Holly Valance in those adverts).
That guy was SOOOO sharkin' you then...
by JK August 3, 2004
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Sharking

The act of persistently messaging, or continuously following a female. Resulting in the eventual surrender, and subsequent sympathy shag/kiss to rid her of the human nightmare which haunts her. Sometimes executed in a drunk state, and not uncommonly used in nightclubs.

Originally coined from the somewhat successful tactic used by the notorious Andrew Goudie; receiving a number of kisses, and shags as a result of this universally frowned upon method of sharking.
"This boy wouldn't leave me alone last night! So I had to get with him to get him to fuck off!" - Girl
"Oh he was definitely sharking you then!" - Boy

or,

"What happened to you last night Karina? - Boy
"That boy had so little chat he had to resort to using The Andrew Goudie Tactic." - Karina
"Oh you poor poor person!" - Boy
by Natalie Belbin May 26, 2014
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Sharking

When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.
Martin kept sharking me awake.
by wiffizzle May 5, 2009
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shaming

The act of jerking off to someone whose passed out drunk hoping they will not wake up and catch you. Normally followed by ejaculating on one of his/her possessions. A difficult task to pull off but if successful gives the shamer great pleasure.
Joe: "dude, did you hear about bobby shaming that girl last night?"

Nick: "yeah man. Give it a week and he'll wish he never shamed her."
by shamtheman February 16, 2010
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kink shaming

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Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.
Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010
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Love Shaming

Shaming, judging, and ridiculing someone for who, how, or when they love. The toxic culture of feeling entitled to criticize other people’s way of loving that leads to bullying, especially for women.
"I hate being love-shamed for being with someone younger/older than me."
"Being told I fall in love too quickly is just love shaming."

"It seems like there is a lot of love shaming going on when it comes to women's intimate lives."
by drdanar June 21, 2022
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