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San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.
Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
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San Francisco Shiner 

When a gay man punches a woman in the face.
She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.

San Carlos 

San Carlos, Bay Area, California, 94070, +1 (650)
The absolute shittiest city in the bay area. 97% of kids have 3 pairs of air pods and the lowest income is well over 100k. If you have an IPhone that is older than 2 years, get used to people not talking to you because, "We don't speak poor." Get used to both white and black kids saying ni**a and fuck all the time.
Guy 1: Damn have you been to San Carlos?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw some white kid named Tony jakkin' off in the middle of the street
Guy 1: DAMN!

San Francisco 

To put it simply, San Francisco is The Center of the Universe. Physically and culturally, it's halfway between Hong Kong and Amsterdam; Mexico and Alaska.

It's "The City" to locals, "Frisco" to tourists, but one thing remains for sure - you will not find, anywhere on Earth, a comparable combination of great food, ethnic diversity, architectural interest, natural beauty, easy sex or easy money.

Sure, it's got cold summers and absurdly overpriced real estate, but nobody's perfect..
I wish I still lived in San Francisco; Hayward's hecka boring.
San Francisco by SunsetBob August 30, 2006

San Francisco Giants 

Best Team in the history if baseball.
Hate the Dodgers.
The San Francisco Giants KILLED the Dodgers last night.

San Fran shit 

a bloodly or glazed bowl movment resulting from rough anal intercourse.
lance:i passed out in san fransisco and my ass really hurts.
Carl: just wait till u have the san fran shit.
San Fran shit by RED I August 19, 2006