Bum Root
A "Bum Root" is when a penis penatrates anothers anal cavity. However, the term Bum Root can also be used to diss one of your homies if he/she is being an annoying asshole.
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hot doc's secret white root medicine
spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
hot doc's secret white root medicine by Maria B April 24, 2004
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To juice the root
To juice the root: Even though it was very humid and they were on a 10-day canoing trip, Jane milked John's root like she was back in grade school and made him very happy.
To juice the root by JohnJ555 June 28, 2011
Square Root
A sexual position similar to a threesome, only with four people in a square formation. Usually involving two men and two women they all lie in a square formation, with the men facing inwards and women facing outwards. So each person is giving oral and revieving oral, and no two people of the same sex touch eachother.
Square Root by Aeutius June 17, 2012
Dead Root
A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, and whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
Dead Root by El_Gilbartos April 11, 2006
Well fuck a duck and root a chicken!
Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011
The Square Root of 69
The Square Root of 69 by valbaseballer December 10, 2013