Hadi’ritis

A rare disease from which your wood increases in length at triple the normal human rate. This ‘third leg’ you develop makes your day-to-day life very hard, and makes ejaculation last up to 65 seconds.

Hadi’ritis has ruined my life. Girls are scared of my wood

by UnknownFed7731 August 15, 2018

The Rittenhouse

When you go to a bar and get three shots, free of charge.

Bartender hooked me up with the Rittenhouse!

by 52punisher52 November 19, 2021

The Rittenhouse

A drinking combo: Drink a chaser followed by three shots.

A: "How was the party last night?"
B: "Man we got totally f***ed, some guy made us all drink The Rittenhouse

by Michizuri November 20, 2021

The rittenhouse

A chaser (usually a beer) followed by 3 shots of hard liquor.

Hey let’s go to the bar and order the Rittenhouse to celebrate the 4th of July!

by uncy_nate November 21, 2021

Sa'Rinity

Sa'Rinity is very beautiful and has a big heart she cares for the people she loves even when they sometimes are annoying she can make anyone laugh and her smile can light up a whole room she has the prettiest hair and it is so hard not to fall I love with such a perfect soul she has an amazing since of humor and is a great friend to everyone she is always there for you if you need her and is just perfect in every way just don't get her mad lol

Me: I love Sa'Rinity

Amanda: you mean the really pretty girl?
Me: yes she's so beautiful

Amanda: oh yea, I love her too

by MA082318 November 21, 2021

max ritters

one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person

omg there is max ritters will you smash?

i cant believe max ritters is here!

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Photo Ratitis

When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.

Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023