retorrent

To use bittorrent to download something that you once downloaded, but lost for some reason.

I had to retorrent all my 65daysofstatic when my hard drive failed.

by Jimmy Fisher February 27, 2008

rectocracy

Noun.

1. A System of government in which the people are ruled over by assholes.

2. Governance by those with their heads up their asses.

3. Government that constantly shits on the people.

1. The administration of George W. Bush is generally considered to be a fine example of Rectocracy in action.
2. When republicans take over the presidency, the Judiciary, the house and the senate, the resulting cancellation of all Constitutional protections (except for the Second Amendment, of course!) will be the start of rectrocracy in the USA.

by Dave at Weirdrcap November 21, 2013

rectometer

A device used to measure the vibrations caused by a fart.

He scored 40 counts per second on the rectometer with that last fart.

by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014

Recorder

A flute, but for sixth graders

-There are actually professional recorderplayers!
-That's interesting, but I'm not one of them

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

Off Record

Declaration, statement, that is not an official statement and can be refused later. It's an unauthorized Statement. Normally incorrect pollitically.

RT Reporter: Ok, and finally the last most awaited question: Tell me the true about the 9-11...

Unknown CIA Agent: Ok... I see you are very interested in it. I would tell you a story, but this I will confess you, it´ll be an off record. After you hear this you will never be the same person, and this burden will be with you until your death. Maybe you will prosecuted or threated. If you say anything and you say I said it. I will deny everything. Do you understand ?

by APOLOKIA GENOCIDE May 20, 2014

nuclear reactor

A person who responds or behaves in the most aggressive possible way in response to something.

I said something controversial on social media and was berated for hours by nuclear reactors

by Misheard Metal June 20, 2016

world record egg

the world record egg on instagram .
(beat kylie jenner)

yo matt, did you see the world record egg?

no. i am a normie.

by tiktoktrap February 7, 2019