Poemsexual

Meaning using poems every single day

John: stop using all them poems jake
Jake: why? John: because it turning into poemsexual Jake: oh god

by Sr me May 11, 2019

Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019

poemflake

A poet whose work lacks quality or substance.

This derivative poem with a simple rhyme scheme is clearly the work of a poemflake.

by Kommander October 2, 2019

Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

by lyonfire December 1, 2019

premarital marriage

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

by Logan_____ May 5, 2020

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

Poemist

Someone who writes poems

Isn’t that a poet well no it is a poemist a word I invented cuz I forgot the actual name:)

by I'm dumb :) October 2, 2021