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Poemsexual

John: stop using all them poems jake
Jake: why? John: because it turning into poemsexual Jake: oh god
by Sr me May 11, 2019
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Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.
"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."
by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019
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poemflake

A poet whose work lacks quality or substance.
This derivative poem with a simple rhyme scheme is clearly the work of a poemflake.
by Kommander October 2, 2019
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Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.
Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!
by lyonfire December 1, 2019
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premarital marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage
by Logan_____ May 5, 2020
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Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.
I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.
by HulkSpider March 31, 2021
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Poemist

Someone who writes poems
Isn’t that a poet well no it is a poemist a word I invented cuz I forgot the actual name:)
by I'm dumb :) October 2, 2021
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