preston

to be overly aggressive, sometimes in the form of body checking

person 1: (slams child into locker)
person 2: dude. didnt have to go and pull a preston on me.

by kumasi meeks May 24, 2008

Preston Hauck

The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.

Who would not go for Preston Hauck? He is single!

by LoriL Shampoo January 19, 2011

Peyton Pasta

When you shove noodles up your urethra, then use meatball anal beads.

Hey last night I went full Peyton pasta

by DicklickMcGee April 18, 2016

Peyton

he’s a moody and anxity teen. he will rip down party decorations, will cry, threaten to end everything, and loves Camaros. has the thickest brows in town and has a thing for girls with the name Maddy. drives a hot rod called the extra testical. most important thing in his life is being big swole and is always on that grind. Christian boy that can never turn down free food.

“hey look at that fag eating the Reese’s cups that must be a Peyton!!”

by Regina Phalange1 October 3, 2018

Peyton

Peyton is the type of guy you can trust and is very kind and sorta loving but he can also be a petty bitch that makes fun of you if you have a male friend named Peyton is unfriend him he’s evil and he will break your heart

Peyton:you are my best friend. Alice:aww your so nice. Peyton :gets in one fight your so annoying I and petty no wonder people leave you. Alice:well damn tell me how you really feel

by Blueberry blues pancakes August 21, 2019

peyton keener

Peyton Keener’s are super honest, cute, funny, and have huge dicks.

“Look it’s Peyton Keener!”
“Look at him he’s so hot!”
“I should ask him out!”

by Oopsksksksksksk October 10, 2019

Preston

Preston he is the most insane, redneck guy u will meet, Preston will stay up on FaceTime with u until 11:00 at night just to sing country songs and talk about 4wheelers. Preston is the most carring and loving guy u will ever meet. Preston might be the most retarded person u will meet but u will fall in love with him instantly. Preston also has the most thoughtful caring eyes, you will often find yourself staring into his eyes getting lost very easily.

- bob the ailen

Preston is very retarted

by -bob the ailen October 26, 2019