plans

what people say they need to make because they want to look cool for having friends.

often written in a facebook status...makes you look like a loser.

plans? hit me upp

damn rain ruined my plans

making plansss(:

by ilovemockingpeople July 3, 2010

Planet of the apes

A movie portraying what would happen if the whole world was like Ferguson

Saw the new planet of the apes, it turned out just to be recycled footage from Ferguson

by snakeskin wallet April 6, 2015

plans

What a girl tells you when she's either going on a date with another guy, or pretending to in order to blow you off/let you know she's not interested.

Oh Friday's not good, I have plans. I have plans for the weekend too.

by Dantes April 10, 2008

Trading places

potentially the best comedy of the 1980's. witty, dark, and oozing a total disregard for political correctness. a truly hilarious piece of film.

Randolph: There's nothing wrong with that man. He is simply a product of poor enviornment.

Mortimer: Of course there's something wrong with him...he's a negro...probably been stealing since he could crawl.

by Lord Liger March 23, 2005

Plane language

The use of innocuous but sometimes necessary small-talk with the passenger next to you prior to take-off.

She looked warily at me and so I commenced to break the silence speaking in simple, plane language: "How about this weather?"

by Wucky December 9, 2010

Planet of the Rapes

Gamer slang for getting totally annihilated or owned by your opponents.

Dude, that last Crucible match was like getting sent to Planet of the Rapes!

by Zombie Assassin January 4, 2015

animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Wesley Hernandez.

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

by Chris Yepello November 21, 2011