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Pitcher's Mound 

The act of defecating on the bathroom floor immediately in front of the toilet.
Related: upper decker
Special Note: Much like the Upper Decker, the Pitcher's Mound bears weighty ramifications and sends a powerful message. As such, it should only be unleashed when the circumstances are dire and there seems no other course of action.
The shit was about to hit the fan, but Tommy made sure it hit the floor first.
(v) To Steal. (80's surfer origin)
Pinch your mom's car keys and lets get outta here.
Pinch by Gunner Longfellow January 27, 2007

2 inch pinch 

A sexual term, describing the action of placing a finger in an anus and thumb in the vagina, then pinching. Or vice-versa.
Last night was great, I gave my woman the old 2 inch pinch.
2 inch pinch by hoary marmot January 14, 2008

dingle pincher 

Anus, or Sphincter. The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.
I just dropped a vulgar duce from my dingle pincher.
dingle pincher by Mary Allison March 5, 2008

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake 

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

Wajunja Nipple Pinchy 

A phrase used when you can't remember/be bothered to say raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy, as in the episode of Family Guy when Peter's grandfather is Jabba the Hut.
Ryan - "Did anyone see that episode of Family Guy with Wanjunja Nipple Pinchy?"

Calum - "Yeah, it was fricken hilarious."

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Thom Yorke from Radiohead - 15 Step "Wajunja Nipple Pinchy, Wanjunja Nipple where i went wrong."
Wajunja Nipple Pinchy by pimpcheesy December 11, 2009