A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.
*Two friends talking to each other*
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
by Shitabelle November 13, 2022
To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.
I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.
by 1871attendant4life December 15, 2011
a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.
That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.
by Wyntersun December 22, 2013
those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2017
a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
a parent so concened with there childs well being that they actually affect the childs happieness. leaving it ill prepaired for real life
by jojopotatoe42 November 05, 2020
No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023