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Parent Argument

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.
John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"
by Big White Monster July 7, 2010
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Parental Alibi

(noun)

Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.

Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."

Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
by Cordial-tan November 2, 2010
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Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"
by pfi February 17, 2015
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p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.
I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.
by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011
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octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
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Parent's Rights

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.
Dude you have some pretty evil parents
I know right, god I hate them”
by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018
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