bandwagon parent

a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.

That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.

by Wyntersun December 23, 2013

Parent Argument

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.

John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"

by Big White Monster July 7, 2010

Parental Rebate

The money you get from your parents for buying something on your own.

Adam: Eric, how much did those shoes cost?

Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.

Adam: SICK!

by itzz pink August 15, 2009

Sugar parents

"Sugar parents" phrase : A wealthy family with lots of money to spend on sponsoring a child that's not theirs so they can fill the hole their problematic marriage has left in their soul.

"I need money but I really don't have enough stamina for a sugar daddy "

" Just convince the Kardashians to be your sugar parents instead"

by Imjaredim19andineverlearnedhow December 14, 2019

Parental Plower

A nice way of say motherfucker

He is such a parental plower

by OLDERFARTER May 11, 2018

evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.

Dude you have some pretty evil parents
“I know right, god I hate them”

by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018

octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once

my mum shes an octopus parent

by themadsinger April 13, 2022