Paris Hilton

A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.

'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

paris hilton it

to drive home intoxicated.

We went out to the bars, had a little too much, and subsequently had to paris hilton it home.

by drewrx December 2, 2007

paris hilton

The first person to become famous for being a rich ho.

"what's Paris Hilton famous for anyways"
"I dunno... all she does is have sex and go shopping"
"True dat"

by D curt November 17, 2006

Paris

A fun-loving person who doesn't care what anyone else thinks! Can be a bit annoying at some times but that is just part of who she is. Paris is a pretty girl who has a lot of friends and is the life of every party! Everyone loves Paris, you can't help it!

We all love Paris

by ksajksdh May 13, 2011

paris hilton

See: Anorexic
See: Slut
See: Whore
See: Ugly
See: Stuck up rich snob

Yo that stuck up skinny ass ugly whore Paris Hilton dont deserve that fortune.

by doggy March 24, 2004

Parris

Parris is a great friend she is there when u need her at most she loves food and usually takes it from people she is funny and loves to roast people a lot she is trust worthy u can talk to her about anything she is dirty minded at times and sometimes is a wuss but she is an awesome person

If you don’t have a parris get one

by Ooflane621 March 17, 2019

Paris Hilton

What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.

*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.

by stranger June 10, 2004