p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.

I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.

by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Parent's Rights

LITERALLY just "Trans rights" for conservatives.

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Parent caller

When a sibling is over exaggerating and extremely loud just to get their parents attention so you get in trouble
Saying things really loudly like

WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW

Dang m is such a parent caller, you barely tapper her and she yelled WHY DID YOU DO THAT like you hit her or something

by Your such a parent caller by c November 17, 2020

hellicopter parent

a parent so concened with there childs well being that they actually affect the childs happieness. leaving it ill prepaired for real life

kathleen dosent no how to fight because she had hellicopter parents

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.

*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."

by Shitabelle November 13, 2022

octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once

my mum shes an octopus parent

by themadsinger April 13, 2022