front row

Anything awesome.

I got the best dinner ever at the restaurant, it was totally front row.

by Bertrann July 3, 2018

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

Front 40

The opposite of the back 40. The front of the building if you will.

Ya'll come up here to the front 40, I need to show you something.

by JennyFyre June 3, 2021

front pole

To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.

Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!

by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020

front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

front puddin’

An unpleasant vaginal discharge that resembles tapioca pudding.

Darling, you should visit your gynecologist as your underpants appear loaded with front puddin’.

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021

Front Dogging

Playing a cricket shot on the front foot, usually seen as disrespectful to the bowler as if the batsman were saying, "this ball is so shit it's no danger to me and I can just smash it down the ground, that's what I think of you fucking scum"

Monbulk CC took turns front dogging a tepid Seville bowling attack

by knln October 30, 2020