by ratminandpesh May 16, 2010

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013

the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.
Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011

by bojzzle July 8, 2010

by LasianMac May 20, 2018

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.
Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014
