To Do a niko

making a flirting approach with zero changes of success but which ends up fruitful

To do a niko: He did to her a niko when he texted her, an he got the date

by Mooooods May 18, 2021

Nike SB

Quite possibly the biggest and most ridiculous fad the world will ever see. They are skateboarding shoes by Nike, and people pay shitloads of money for them when they look like they are shoes that 5-year olds would wear. Fuck Nike for making them, they never gave a fuck about skateboarding but realized they could cash in so they decided to make these pieces of turds. A lot of people who buy these don't even skateboard, they just collect them to show off.

Loser: Yo, look at my fresh ass Nike SB dunks! I dropped $1000 for this shit
Me: Fuck outta here, my little cousin wears shoes that look like those.

by KRS17 February 18, 2008

nikey pikey

people from a poorer background who somehow manage to wear expensive sports equipment.

these people hang around in gangs and resemble the cartoon 'ratboy' from the 'Viz comic'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

Niko

A big boi Chungus who loves his special sauce. He is omnipotent and fucks everyone in his way.

Niko loves his special sauce.
P.S. By the way, ‘special sauce’ is John Cena’s cum.

by YourMumGei August 5, 2019

nike

Sportswear brand that controls approx. 70% of the sportswear market. The vast majority of its produce is not designed for any sport. Footwear is very often heavy and contains far too much cushioning and tacky design. Made for the street under the guise of sportswear.

Nike shox are like putting a couple of cats under my feet.

by Gumba Gumba July 29, 2006

nike

Tiger Woods' religion.

#1: Is Tiger religous?
#2: Yeah, he's a Nike.
#1: WTF!?

by Zopal July 29, 2006

nike shox

nike shox are ugly and worn by chavs nike's worst trainer of all time but all is forgiven because of nike sb the best skate shoes ever

chav1 errrrrrrr av just got some nike shox

chavet errrrrrrrr ther proper smart can a suck your dick

chav2 errrrrrrr give us dem shox or il bang ya

chav1 ok plese dont hert me im realy midle class im just pretending to be a chav have them

chavet errrrrrrr chav2 can a suck ya dick your well hip hop

by skateboard pleb August 16, 2006