Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016

The Muffler

When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.

Bro my asshole is still bleeding after Kyle did The Muffler with his monster

by Ni99er_beater69 March 16, 2021

Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011

rusty muffler

Used as a code word over the phone when talking about marijuana cigarettes, joints, reefers, doobies, chongers, etc., etc....

Hey man do you got any rusty mufflers?

by stoner July 17, 2002

muffler

That's me

I am the Carpet-Muncher

by Carpet-Muncher February 12, 2004

Marfles

Marfles - A sexy sexy 'special' move. Similar to snowballing.

Lets marfles while we snowball.

by THE ONE AND ONLY TASTYY July 24, 2011

tit muffler

A man or woman that often when having sexual intercourse loves to motorboat constantly without stopping for about a minute then proceeds to make sweet sweet love!

I hope you like me putting my face in your boobs cuz im a total tit muffler

by Assapopalis May 19, 2008