Mulch

Past tense mulched.
1. To destroy another individual or group in a political discussion, fight or just life in general.
2. To intensely judge someone for inferior conduct, behaviour or just dressing poorly.

She was clipping her nails on the skytrain and got mulched for it.

by Alex3458 April 26, 2013

murphedelic

Adj.) A word used to describe something that twists the senses and confuses the brain; describes a site that is beyond trippy.

Dude, that rainbow, shape shifting unicorn that sings Pink Floyd all day is murphedelic.

by penguinface March 2, 2014

mulch-muncher

One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)

John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."

Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."

by FookinBagel September 4, 2016

Mulch Nigga

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.

Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.

by Egg Nigga July 13, 2017

Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017

MLPH

Mountain Lakers Party Hard. A term often used by people from Mountain Lakes, NJ while partying or going to Weenies

Woah, did you see *name's* story? MLPH.

by Malves the God April 18, 2018

murphins

a fucking king 🐐👑

do you see that crown on murphins head?

by browardcountygoats August 27, 2017