Mullet king

The mullet king is the one and only... Michael Doe, the king of mullets. He is a hairy beast.

"Heres Mike, im lovin the hair!"

by Warren March 18, 2004

peter mullet

a woman that jumps from dick to dick

that girl must be a peter mullet cause, she leaves the bar with a different guy each night.

by Peter Solong July 5, 2009

mullet boy

Someone with very long hair that happens to be very long in the back and top, and very short on the sides.

D.O.A and Julius (pre w2z) are mullet boys.

by Julius March 30, 2003

she-mullet

The most unattractive hairstyle for a woman - usually means she is lesbian, fat, poor, or all three. Looks like a normal mullet, but on a female. They'd be better off bald.

Tom:"Dude, that she-mullet is gross!!!"
Jerry:*puke*

by Rico Arna May 16, 2006

rock the mullet

To be really awesome. To blow one's mind away. Having fabulous of impressive qualities.

"Dude...this mango sandwich rocks the mullet!"

by WonderWoman November 12, 2004

reverse mullet

a reverse mullet is a very awesome hairstyle similar to what preps and other dumbasses call "emo" or "scene".
basiacally its longish in the front (should cover one of ur eyes) and short and spiked in the back. in looks espeacially good when its dyed two different colors like black in front and red in back or something like that. some may choose to part it in the middle and gel the front so its straight and stringy looking, but parting it on the side and letting it cover half of your face looks good too. add as many colors as possible to get the best result.

billy martin's hair <3 is sometimes done in a reverse mullet.

by mcrXluver January 13, 2006

Mullet Whore

noun. a woman (usually of the disreputable variety) who tends to sleep with men who drive motorcycles (usually Harley Davidson), men who worship stock car racing, and men who have short hair on the front and sides but not in the back.

Drew: Hey did you see that girl on the back of Dave's bike?
Glenn: Yeah, what a mullet whore!

by got jokesathighwatch May 17, 2009