muddy funhouse

The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.

I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

muddy pretzel

when you engage in anal sex, and when theres feces on the tip of the penis, the other partner licks it off.

Ron gave Shirley a muddy pretzel and her teeth were brown for a week.

by jnet April 27, 2006

Mudd Dobber

The elegant act of meeting up a hizzy for Mexican food, getting some coffee afterward, and slipping some Ex-lax into her toasty beverage. As the mixture of Tacos, Coffee and Ex-lax ferment in her stomach, you hurry her home and partake in some good old-fashioned butt sex. The result should be a chocolaty good time.

Sammy- So I knew my date with Melinda was gonna be a fuckin' bore last night, so I decided to go for the Mudd Dobber.

Bill- O yea? Did she poop all over the place?

Sammy- Well, I got pink eye and my comforter is now camouflage, but it was a dirty ol' time for sure!

by renoryn December 21, 2008

muddy buddies

similar to eskimo brothers, muddy buddies are two guys that have had anal sex with the same girl

Alex: "Dude, I've had anal with that girl."
Matt: "Dude, me too! Muddy buddies!"
*High five*

by Binging Blonde June 19, 2012

Kathleen Mudd

A really awesome girl currently (2012) attending MLK Magnet High school with electric blue highlights that will light up any room with awesome. She may not be a Jonah Aberle but she is still amazing, fascinating, and full of concentrated awesome.

That Kathleen Mudd, she may not be a Jonah Aberle, but she's still amazing, fascinating, and full of concentrated awesome.

by MLK Magnet Highschool November 6, 2011

Muddin

The act of getting ones vehicle dirty while doing doughnuts in a field or shallow pond.

Man. We went mudding in Mr.Johnsons pond and the truck is covered in muck and slime.

by WV04 January 29, 2009

Muddy Tire

A sexual act where one partner gives the other a Rim Job except the recipient failed to wipe their ass after their last shit, thus making the rim/tire muddy.

After taking a shit i realized there was no toilet paper to wipe my ass with, so i called in my girlfriend and had her give me a muddy tire.

by Olmec May 9, 2008