Dick Mitten

Slang term for Vagina.

Oh, you kicked me right in the Dick Mitten!

by KJ152 January 21, 2009

shit mittens

n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person

Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.

(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.

(ex) Oh shit mittens!

(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.

by Spc. Edwards August 24, 2006

Douche Mitten

A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.

"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."

by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009

tienrey minte

reall hot girl who i want to bone vicously next year

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

slip it in the mitten

a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.

see that six? i'm gonna slip it in the mitten...

by omen8 productions January 5, 2007

minter

A girl who iz really mint, minter than fit

Phooar look at her, what a minter

Can also say minta

by Urban Dictionary UK December 29, 2005

high maintenance

Means you're a self-centered cunt (applies to males or females) who should not be tolerated.

YOU: "I have to warn you I'm high maintenance."
ME: "You mean you're a self-centered cunt?"

by fifilarue April 27, 2015