Minged up

staying on the slopes allllll night!
ex. 1) Yo me and my boy were all minged up last night, we couln't even eiffel tower that chick.

ex. 2) you wanna split an 8 ball and get all minged up?????
by mingmastamic October 17, 2009
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Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022
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crimson minge

When someone dyes their pubic hair red
That woman has a crimson minge
by hollyupa August 16, 2017
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pippie minge

A woman who acts posh but isnt
Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!
by Tent peg October 21, 2017
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ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.
check out mah ming boarding skillz
by kerb stealer February 06, 2011
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minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.
My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.
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Ya Ming

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?
by dat one dude October 25, 2006
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