microwife

Referring to the microwave as your wife. As she's the one cooking your meals.

I'll be home late tonight, I guess it'll be dinner with the microwife again.

by BartB October 8, 2008

microwaved

moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

Macrowave

Device similar to the microwave which uses MACROwaves to cool food items.

Hey marsh, can you please put my soda in the macrowave for 30 seconds to make it a bit colder.

by polarbigi March 17, 2007

microwang

The typically minicule penis of an asian male.

Did you see the microwang on that slope! Me neither!

by Jorish September 19, 2005

microbaked

The inadequate high one acheives after smoking a less than desired or needed amount of marijuana.

"Dude, I'm microbaked. I woke so late this morning, I only had chance to toke half a doobie."

by witchytink September 28, 2009

Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018