mcguyverable

Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.

Broken dishwasher? That's totally mcguyverable, I'll get the floss.

by ethan December 15, 2002

McGuivering

McGuivering is the art of fixing broken objects or creating new useful objects using only things you find on the floor or in your pocket.

Any McGuiver worth his salt would never leave home without Duct Tape, WD40 and a packet of matches.

Closely linked to James Bonding.

"Hey Simon can you come and fix my fuse box?"
"Sure, just give me some bluetac and some cotton tips and I will McGuiver it for you"

"Hey Simon did you just get an electric shock?"
"Yeh but its kinda expected when you go McGuivering"

by Simon who was recently electrocuted April 12, 2008

McGuckin

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.

Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."

by Tur7le December 17, 2013

Frontside McGillicuddy

When a girl funnels 4+oz of Dr McGillicuddy's Fireball whiskey into her vaginal entry, and then proceeds to expulse the liquid into the partner(s) mouth(s) from no less than 1 metric meter away.

Oh man, last night Shirley gave me a frontside McGillicuddy and I was so effed that I pissed all over my laptop.

by JCity September 29, 2009

Umphrey's McGee

The most mind-fucking band of all time. T'is the voice of god bellowing unto thee.

Jim had utter nirvana after experiencing Umphrey's Mcgee live.

by Brian el gato August 5, 2006

McGriz

Shortened version of saying McGrath. Much easier to type on MSN.

Sleepz: Me & Tim are the only ginger McGraths :(
Smithers: It's McGriz lol.

by TheBouncingBetterson April 11, 2009

Ewan McGregor

(pronounced "You-an")

The greatest man ever!!!!!!! To summarize in short and simple terms...

1. He's THE SEXIEST Man to have ever walked the Earth!!2. He's Scottish!! 3. The most talented actor on the face of this Earth!!! He always does the most excellent performance that always blows me away in all of his movies! He's amazingly captivating! 4. Loves to get naked in films!!! And his you know what looks tasty as hell! It's a Large feature, if you know what I mean...5. Has the best sense of humor I have ever seen (or heard)!!! He's goddamn hilarious! 6. He has the most incredible voice (both speaking and singing)! His singing voice moves me more than Paul McCartney's! And well, his speaking voice-- soooo charming, cute, unique, and sexy!! And that Scottish accent of his! *melts* 7. He's wonderful at doing all kinds of accents perfectly!! 8. He loves doing theater! In this way, people get to see him do his thing live! 9. Ewan's an adventurer with great survival training who loves traveling around the world on his motorcycle! 10. He was born into a regular, not well-off, family in Scotland on March 31st, 1971. He's a true hero because he managed to get up to where he is now purely on his own!11. He is a very kind soul. 12. He has the cutest and most charming smile and laugh of any man!! 13. All hair colors suit Ewan!! 14. His great fashion sense is never off! 15. His beautiful eyes are blue/green/grey.

girl #1: "It goddamn sucks that Ewan McGregor is married. He's off the market..."

girl #2: "I don't think so! His wife doesn't have to know when I sleep with him!!"

It is very easy to fall in love with Ewan McGregor! The attraction is absolute! He is divine!

by loveforEwan November 22, 2009