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Daniel Wright Junior High School

A school filled with wealthy, stuck-up brats, who happen to be within the top 1% of intelligence. If you're smart, you matter. If you're not, go die in a hole. Everyone has at least two mental illnesses. With the new grading system, the only acceptable grade is getting 90% or higher on every assignment. The teachers are kind on the outside, but are really only there for the six digit salary. All the students are really weird. There is a cult which controls a lot of the powerful kids. They win all the awards and get the administration to do what they want. Three of them are on the school board in 8th grade?!?!?
Alex 1: "What did you get on the test?"
Alex 2: "I got 87%."
Alex 1: "Oh no. The time has come. The apocalypse has begun."
Alex 2: "I'll go have a mental breakdown in the bathroom."
Alex 1: "Of course! That is just what happens at Daniel Wright Junior High School."
by Wigism June 10, 2020
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Knox Junior High

School where all the whites kids think they're black and the black kids want to be white. Mexicans eat spicy chips and think they are bad. White girls are basic asf and walk around in lulu lemon and gucci belts. basically hell.
Kid 1: Wow Knox Junior High is hell on earth
Kid 2: *hits juul*
Kid 1: kys
by ClimateChange December 2, 2019
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the jingle that lives rent free in your head!
hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?
by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023
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Rio Norte Junior High

Rio Norte Junior High is full of sad lost little bitches who think they're cool. They smoke weed and vape and yike to make it seem like they're cool when in reality their parents are too rich to actually give a fucking shit about their life. They will most likely become drug addicts and end up failing in life because their body is so used up and tired from being a slut. Girls and boys act like they're 20 when in reality they're 13 and 12 and really need to start acting their fucking age. There is only a small amount of good people who realise what weed and vape can do to you and they're treated like actual fucking shit. The 7th grade tree and 8th grade wall are both very fucking stupid. It does make you FUCKING COOL to smoke weed and vape it makes you seem like a FUCKING LOSER who will end up on the streets. Their parents don't give a flying fuck about their future and they don't care about how they will turn up.
Girl #1: why is she vaping?
Girl #2: oh, she's from Rio Norte Junior High School and her parents don't exactly give a shit
by TheTruth358 April 19, 2018
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Jenison Junior High school

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
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POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.
Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.
by mj_oblio September 12, 2005
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