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Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.
Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.
by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021
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Jumperized

The Extendable and Interchangeable part of something that promotes it to greatness.
Man, those Tequila Shots really hit the spot, My night is Jumperized!
These cables aren't long enough now, I wish they were Jumperized.
That last gust of wind Jumperized his golf ball right onto the green.
by Gonorthforkyourself April 29, 2022
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Jungle Jumpers

Kevin Durant, why u lookin so jungle jumpers.
by Your friendly neigborhood neek November 9, 2022
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Super Ender Jumper

E girl
Sagars gf
Troll face
Sej is a kiddo
U are a dumbo
Super Ender Jumper is pognt
by Slay6377 December 16, 2021
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colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
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bush jumper

one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.
person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k
by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020
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Parachutist-less Cliff Jumper

An individual that believes what he or she hears without confirming any facts.
President Trump was able to manipulate his base with repeating a lie, his followers became devoted Parachutist-less Cliff Jumpers.
by Creativelingo January 21, 2021
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