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t jones / t lady

originated in the dallas, texas area in the early 90's meaning your birth mother
"Hey Jboy why your girl mad at you, cause I cussed out her t jones.
by tajaun brown May 6, 2004
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skinny bones jones

A person that is so skinny, you can almost see the bones on his/her body.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.
Damn Kingwai, eat some food so that you ain't a skinny bones jones.

That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.
by tadowta June 20, 2006
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The Jonas Brothers

Band that suddenly popped out of nowhere. What the hell.
They are a suckish band.
This is how desprate the world has gotten.
Example below.
Crazy Jonas fan girl: "Why do you guys like hate the Jonas Brothers"
Raiinbowface: "Because they're still alive and breathing and soon I will put a stop to that."
Crazy Jonas Fan girl: "NOOOOO at least spar Nick Jonas for me."
by Raiinbowface August 14, 2008
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Chipper Jones

Chipper Jones just launched another homer!
by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003
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Joisey

1.) How people in New Jersey do NOT pronounce "Jersey". Residents of New Jersey are known to pronounce some select words in funny ways. "Jersey" is not one of them.

2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
Mario: I've been in Jersey for 20 years give or take and have never heard anyone pronounce it like "joisey" before!

Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 10, 2007
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Jonas Brothers fan

the most annoying raging idiots on this planet. they defend what could quite possibily be the worst band of ALL TIME.
They cant sing, have laughable guitar crap and use the same stupid recycled disney mainstream get the parents money garbage in every song. disney used to be a respectable company- until they sold out to get into the wallets of middle aged parents. They signed miley and the jo bros- i bet walt disney would turn over in his grave if he saw what a money grubbing sham his company has become.
A typical jo bro fan in third person for you: "omg dude yeah like da jo bros so totally hot so totally totally like YEAH. 1 minute later TOTAL"
A guy with a brain: "Shut up you jo bro idiot. Those talentless jokes only wish they had the talent of such a band as Dream Theater. Who you will never hear cause your too busy listening to recycled mainstream garbage!"
`Jo bro idiot walks away`
Jonas Brothers fan noob!
by soldier in the army of metal September 3, 2009
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Jonas Brothers fan

People without neither average IQ nor EQ. Incredibly passionate about screaming and fake music. Surprisingly sentimental and simple-minded. Notoriously lack self-control and logic when challenged.
A Jonas Brothers fan deserves non-disney education!

Jonas Brothers suck, noise, simple-minded, talentless
by MightyPython September 30, 2009
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