jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention

“do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”

by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025

Jert

Jert — noun / slang (Herati)

Originally means fart, but in Herat it’s way more than that. People use “Jert” as a funny or humbling phrase to call someone out when they’re acting too confident, showing off, or pretending to be something they’re not. Basically, it’s like saying “calm down” or “you’re not all that” — but with a Herati twist.

Translation: Sit down, bro.

A: “I’m the best football player in the city.”
B: “Jert.”

by Certifiedjert November 4, 2025

Joeltastic

Something that you find extremely awesome would be Joeltastic

I think Shrek is Joeltastic

by Rae7745 November 27, 2025

Jokertism

People who love the character The Joker and has autism

I have jokertism

by Batsy_thedarkknight December 11, 2025

Mordan Jort

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog

Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤

by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019

Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person

Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts

by kaboob10 August 1, 2019

Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019