Jizz Bullet

When blowing your load your jizz shoots your victim with punishing force.

i just shot a foot long jizz bullet and it got in her eye... she loved it.

by Jiggsbe April 19, 2009

Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.

"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Coon Jizz

The act of Gleeking purposly on peoples faces with the upsidedown hand mask on your face. Due to the apparent racoon like face you will have when doing the coon Jizz

Nick aka thecoon:THE COON STRIKES AGAIN

Dr. Monicle: DAMMIT THE COON HOW DARE YOU SOIL ON MY FACE WITH THAT ACCURSED COON JIZZ

by Dr. Monicle August 3, 2010

jizz-piss

When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.

I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.

by poop April 12, 2005

Jizz Lobster

A girl who has spent too much time in the sun, making her skin tan and leathery, like the said crustacean. Also, she wants man juice badly. This can also be used as an insult to virtually anyone.

Hands off my fuckin' sandwich...Jizz Lobster!

by Erik Myers December 11, 2004

jizz bag

A bag, preferably plastic, that your porn addicted roommate skeets (or jizzes) into while you're away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you're looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate's skeet all over your hand.

*He eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.

"Dude, is that a jizz bag in the middle of your floor? That shit is gross. WTF is wrong with you? You should just do that shit in the shower."

by Lucifer Grammaticus January 5, 2009

Jizz Fest

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.

I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.

by Mr. North May 8, 2006