Jeremy

A guy who is amazing at school and at sports and is very sweet and funny which makes him irresistible to certain people.

Wow, straight A's? You sure pulled a Jeremy!

*a guy goes running by in gym class* Woah, he's running like a Jeremy today.

by The/most/stupid/smart/girl. December 19, 2011

Jeremiah

Someone with a BIG ASS DICK

Jeremiah is fine

by Jahquala March 19, 2017

Jeremy

Tall dark and handsome. A ladies man, great in the sack, can make almost any woman think she's in love with him with his smile and his charm. Has many attractive qualities. Self-indulgent wiener, at one time or another probably drove a fast car, such as a Nova or a Mustang. Can be manipulative and self-centered. Watch out for the green eyed ones, they can have a problem being faithful and tend to have a small package.

Mary: Jeremy rocked my world last night!
Sue: What!?! He rocked my world 2 nights ago!

by CharlieRose February 5, 2010

jeremy's mom

1. the mother of jeremiah.

2. a reference to something randomly unexpected.

Guy 1: What the hell was that!?!?!?

Guy 2: It's jeremy's mom.

by Dr. Cookie December 10, 2008

Jemimas Witnesses

People that knock on your door wearing bandannas and requesting that you make them pancakes.

Oh shit, are those Jemimas Witnesses at the door again? Tell them we don't want to join the Church of the Holy Flapjack.

by Downtownjbrn January 17, 2010

Jeremiah

A guy with a Big Dick.

Damn. Look at his pants. His name must be Jeremiah.

by Youalreadyknowwh0it1s October 21, 2016

Ron Jeremy

He was the everyman, the chubby, not perfect, totally hairy, never embarrassed rock star with the massive wang that gave us normal men hope.

Him? He's not so terrible, he's the next Ron Jeremy as far as my sister's concerned. And she oughta know.

by jack blammer March 27, 2011