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Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
by toastyOO January 24, 2010
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Jacademic / Jackademic

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
by Realityshow October 18, 2012
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young jack

Pay attention to these grown folks and learn something young jack
by Vwade November 5, 2013
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Slovakian Jack and Jill

When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.
Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!
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solo rubber jack

The art of masturbating while wearing a condom. Only the people with their PHD in Jackology have used this form of masturbation.
Who needs a tube sock or a paper towel when you can solo rubber jack.
by Chamby86 May 8, 2008
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Tennessee Flap Jack

The act of Tittyfucking a white trash woman with pancake tits and then slathering them in your special syrup.
Jeb had a GILF fetish mainly because he loved giving Tennessee Flap Jacks
by Ketil November 1, 2010
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doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
by izamberie September 24, 2015
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