Italian Standoff

An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.

Alex has never ever lost an Italian Standoff.

by Conquistador69 May 26, 2017

Iarina

Her state of being worried 'bout shit overpasses time and space.Anxious fuck.Looks&&thinks tastefully.Vocabulary might somersault you through dictionaries,books and eventually walls.

I have so many tests I might just pull an Iarina.

by bitchass eskimo January 27, 2018

italian tupperware

Reusable plastic containers and the matching lids. Such as store bought Kool Whip, butter and sherbert containers.

If you want to take leftovers home, bring your Italian Tupperware to dinner with you.

by Ok Rudy September 27, 2019

Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019

Italian Coochie Seasoning

It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.

I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill.

by Tony the pedo uncle December 8, 2019

Italian Circumcision

When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and

1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.

Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.

by IlhanDefenseForce March 22, 2020

italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming

“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”

by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020