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An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.
Alex has never ever lost an Italian Standoff.
by Conquistador69 May 26, 2017
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