Anything and everything that exists in this parallel universe where we are mere blipses in the concept of time that we have created to help comprehend with the harsh reality that more exist the beyond out inferior and menial minds
by anonymous October 7, 2020
Get the Judicial Lawmug. Techies Law is a definition coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe a Murphies Law type scenario related to software development.
The law states that:
If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.
You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.
The law states that:
If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.
You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.
I just experienced Techies Law in action. After spending hours trying to debug some code I reluctantly called our lead developer over to help me but as soon as he arrived at my desk I immediately realised what the bug was. He called me a numpty.
I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.
I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.
I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.
I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.
by MonkeyMagix October 25, 2011
Get the Techies Lawmug. “hi homie no dating my bestfriend”
“ok i won’t break homie law where you can’t date da homies best friend”
“ok i won’t break homie law where you can’t date da homies best friend”
by idkoklol March 29, 2020
Get the homie lawmug. Every traffic light must be red.
Every luck event must fail.
Every plan will be ruined.
Everything will go wrong.
(however, purely skill based events are excluded)
Every luck event must fail.
Every plan will be ruined.
Everything will go wrong.
(however, purely skill based events are excluded)
On the way to an amusement park, get stuck in traffic for over an hour, arrive at the park and wait in line to find the coaster is broken. Four times. Then lock belongings in locker and have a town-wide power outage.
~typical day thanks to the Law of Shen
~typical day thanks to the Law of Shen
by General of Darkness June 23, 2010
Get the Law of Shenmug. Norub’s law consists of the processes of using the Mitositive property, the PPASS process, PEPA’S process and R.E.C.U.M.B.O.B. Scientist Zandithominus from the SSMU was listening to the song "How I'm made" from the popular hit tv series Make It Pop. One of the solutions to an element in the music video was SUN + HI = SUPEr GeNiUS. His friend Mathematician Mehrethaxious decided to take this interesting research to their basement that is filled with intelligent Albino Rats. After years and years of work, they finally came up with a solution to SUN + HI = SUPEr GeNiUS called (Enc)h(ant)ed. Together Zandithominus & Mehrethaxious presented their research to physicist Forforumtholomnious and they were impressed and wanted to continue working with them to now form what we know today as the Norub’s laws. To continue studying this research they created a laboratory called“The ZMF institute” where they would be able to study other chemicals and observe how combinations of elements can create new creatures.
Zandithominus: Solve the equation (Enc)h(ant)ed.
Forforumtholomnious: The solution would be Eh nh ch ha hn ht ae ad ne nd te td.
Zandithominus: Nooo you have to use Norub’s Law to solve the equation.
Mehrethaxious: Well using the Mistositive property the answer would actually be 82,944.
Forforumtholomnious: Wow I’m impressed, how did you solve that?
Mehrethaxious: Well it’s just a formula that me and my albino rats have gathered through research *Scoffs*
Forforumtholomnious: The solution would be Eh nh ch ha hn ht ae ad ne nd te td.
Zandithominus: Nooo you have to use Norub’s Law to solve the equation.
Mehrethaxious: Well using the Mistositive property the answer would actually be 82,944.
Forforumtholomnious: Wow I’m impressed, how did you solve that?
Mehrethaxious: Well it’s just a formula that me and my albino rats have gathered through research *Scoffs*
by THE ZMF INSTITUTE ✔️ March 26, 2022
Get the NORUB’S LAWmug. Apparently this term originated from a website called RPG.net and from a user that is now banned, Danth. Danth claimed to have won a forum argument, and someone else later said in that forum that, "If you have to insist that you have won an internet argument, you probably haven't."
by Press X To Bonetown March 3, 2015
Get the Danth's lawmug. n.
1. A defender of the undefendable.
2. A mythical savior who has forged the world with his two mighty fists, friendship, and mediocrity.
3. Popular matress size just above 'King'.
v.
1. To be horrible or just below terrible.
2. To totally kick ass to an extreme degree.
3. An effective mode of transportation, like riding a bike, but slower and just as fast.
1. A defender of the undefendable.
2. A mythical savior who has forged the world with his two mighty fists, friendship, and mediocrity.
3. Popular matress size just above 'King'.
v.
1. To be horrible or just below terrible.
2. To totally kick ass to an extreme degree.
3. An effective mode of transportation, like riding a bike, but slower and just as fast.
"Wow Jimmy, you really thorax lawed my science project."
"Quick, we got to run to the hospital, grandma just got thorax lawed in the face!"
"If we don't give her a bucket, she'll just thorax law all over the carpet."
"It took me so long since I was thorax lawing all the way here."
"Quick, we got to run to the hospital, grandma just got thorax lawed in the face!"
"If we don't give her a bucket, she'll just thorax law all over the carpet."
"It took me so long since I was thorax lawing all the way here."
by tapo November 29, 2003
Get the thorax lawmug.