Ian

The wimpiest guy you know. May be used as any and all synonyms for the female genitalia. Some names may be considered too vulgar, but worry not! There is literally no name "too mean" to be used in reference to an Ian.

Man, that guy is such an Ian!

Ian by IMANIAN May 28, 2013

Ian

The world's largest asshole he doesn't have a dad and everyone hates him.also his moms a slut.

I hate Ian..

Ian by Hixxxp March 4, 2016

ian

Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.

Dude, quit being an ian.

ian by paperfacecut March 14, 2010

Ian

The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)

Ewww... You caught an Ian and his mom doing what in the closet?!

Ian by Crazy Ex:) August 3, 2010

Ian

A term used to mean "see!" in a told you so manner. Usually said in a high pitched voice with intonation. Generally used when something happens that you knew would happen,something typical and often negative- you can then yell "Ian", "Oh Ian, obviously" , "Wiggins","Witchcraft","Waldo"

If your selfish friend steals a large handful of crisps, you can say "Ian!", or if a new band become popular and they all wear trilbies and have curly/long hair and sing in weird voices and wear skinny jeans and pointy shoes or pumps you can say "Ian".

Ian by Nancy1090 May 28, 2008

ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games

hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals

ian by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017

Ian

A super gay guy with a micropenis. Probably has no friends.

Guy 1: That guy is always hitting on me and smells like buttpee.
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an Ian.

Ian by Comedick26 November 18, 2017