Ian

An ugly guy that has a small penis

That guy is so Ian

by Gaiudgdbdjej December 18, 2017

Ian

A boy who is a little awkward, very nice, but too nice, and rather annoying

"Oh fuck ian texted me 59 smiley faces in one day"

by Fratstars May 25, 2017

Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

Ian

An angry fucking racist.

What an Ian.

by Etuyk January 9, 2020

Ian

ian is the definition of peepee small, and doesn’t like those who resemble minecraft steve. usually around friends who resemble dirty laundry, and an urban shite.

“oh look there’s ian.”

by dancingcockroach January 10, 2020

Ian

Not the smartest person around but for sure is a faggot. They usually have blonde hair and a dick up their ass.

Yo that kid is gay af! Who Ian?

by Nirtydiggger April 12, 2020

Ian

An old bloke who has no hair. Having anger problems he can be very annoying roasting himself on many occasions.

What hair cut would you like a buzz cut, mullet or an Ian.

by Hairy Head April 15, 2020